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What family sayings did you think was universal? in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I've (also Canadian) heard it as "better than a kick in the pants"

What's you favorite song lyric of all time? in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

This one has gotten me through some some patches, especially for a couple of specific things. One has completely turned around, and I'm glad I waited it out. The other still creates some stress, but there are rewards along the way.

If there were no rewards to reap

(I must keep reminding myself of this) (repeats)

No loving embrace to see me through

This tedious path I've chosen here

I certainly would've walked away

By now

And I still may

And I'm

Gonna wait it out

Wait it out

Edit: Edited some repetitive lyrics for brevity

San Diego officer resigns after locking himself in patrol car with woman he arrested in c/[email protected]

What industry do you work in and what are the LPT the general public should know about it? in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

You say that like it's the one "high priority" ticket that the one big project is waiting on. In a sea of backlogged high priority issues attached to critical projects, being an asshat means that yours will be at the bottom of the 100 other super-important, my job-is-special tickets.

What industry do you work in and what are the LPT the general public should know about it? in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

It takes more distance to stop with an empty trailer? I would have thought the opposite. How come?

NM, saw your reply below. Thanks.

If your life story was turned into a book,, what would the title be? in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago

"Big Dreams, Little Outcomes"

Or

"Sailing the Seas of Mediocrity" WARNING: Contents not as exciting as the title.

Customers are fed up with anti-theft measures at stores. Retailers say organized crime is to blame in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 17 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Maybe if a stick of celery didn't cost 11$, no one would need to steal it.

I don't believe for a second that organized crime is to blame, but again, if food was normal price, then there would be no resale black market for stolen groceries.

Why are tech company's so interested in my boring ass data? in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Depressed? Buy these meds! Or spend your money on these therapies, visit these Facebook pages/YouTube channels where we can show you more ads under the guise of providing advice.

Monkey? Buy this chic barrel! Visit your jungle homeland by booking through this travel site.

They want to know everything about you so they can sell you (and everyone who fits in the same bucket as you) very specific things that you're more likely to buy.

What's the name of the fallacy where someone appeals to different circumstances that don't currently apply in order to justify something? in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] -1 points 7 months ago

Whataboutism?

Help me formulate the dullest response to colleagues when they goad me into telling them why I quit in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 17 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

"I found something better, but I'm not able to divulge what it is at this time. "

Or

"You! You're the reason I'm quitting."

"I won the lottery! No, you can't have any."

Or, Give each of them a different reason and watch them go crazy trying to figure it out.

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