this is why you should do as old times and use sheep intestines as condoms
nicknonya
joined 1 year ago
musk would be furious that a woman is playing him and would probably try to sue for defamation. so yes we should absolutely do this
technically speaking saying your date of birth isn't directly saying how old you are, but you're on thin ice
i though vista was basically dead on arrival?
oh neat! thanks!
around the Cretaceous period
i can't imagine how annoying it must have been to glue each individual letter in the printed search bar
i think the answers lies in the lead/microplastics ratio in your body
tiny lawnmower
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Breaking news: the one piece confirmed real, ominous messages in the clouds. more info on the one piece at 7
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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/15916238
The one rule
image transcript
a screenshot of a tumblr thread:
[screenshot of the DM overview page of the tumblr blog "achivement-unlocked"]
the-last-ominous-threat messages:
flip it
taerht-suonimo messages:
taerht-suonimo: noic eht pilf
the-scp-list-of-ominous-threats messages:
three coins👌 make it four
not-sure-if-im-an-ominous-threat messages:
...coins need to be flipped.
ask-pride-cuphead-deactivated messages:
Is there A coin nearby?
asideblogofyours messages:
You have a coin. Flip it
[end of screenshot]
achievement-unlocked
My notifs have been filled with people telling me to flip a coin??????????
asideblogofyours replies:
Flip It
achievement-unlocked replies:
(Image of a flipped coin landing on tails)
Tails??????????
achievement-unlocked replies:
[screenshot of tumblr tags saying "#oooooh tough luck bucko"]
WHAT DOES THIS MEAN???
end of transcript
image transcript:
the lichen knowledge iceberg i have constructed on request.
jhanettesticle replies:
we cant make lichen happen in a lab? have we tried taking the parts that make up a lichen and throwing them together in a petri dish?
bogleech replies:
The deranged fucked up dark sided thing about lichen is that the exact species comprising it don't even necessarily determine the type of lichen. You can have what seems to be the same lichen in two different locations using different symbiotes, or two different looking lichen turn out to have the very same symbiotes. So it's not even that they form when the right component species meet up, because that doesn't always have a predictable result. Something in the environment tells them to build a lichen. Something that makes sense to them but has no meaning to us yet. Whatever it is cannot be imitated by us, in fact if you move a lichen indoors - or move it at all, really - it's all but guaranteed to stop being a lichen or just due, even if you try to recreate the climate you found it in!
Only one truth is certain:
Lichens are things.
end of transcript
reposted from tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com/bogleech/756047802259341312
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Something something dopamine bad (my understanding of psychology is based entirely on 60 second videos)
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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/15580163
Pruleitanical beliefs
image transcript:
Anonymous asked:
is it true that porn of any kind (erotica, audio, pics, etc) rots the brain? like, is there any truth to the idea that I'm damaging my brain permanently? I mainly like to read erotica on tumblr or ao3. I've also seen people refer to anyone who likes any type of porn as degenerates and sex pests.batmanisagatewaydrug answered:
is this what we're doing now. we're calling people degenerates just for reading horny fanfic.
besties we are never ever never ever never ever never escaping conservative christianity.sure whatever. porn rots holes in your brain. anything that makes you feel good is bad actually. if you derive joy from movies or food or seeing your friends that's also deeply suspect and you should probably go to confession about it. if I'm being totally honest we should not stop with porn, having sex with other people is pretty fucked up. kind of predatory to desire another person carnally. probably we should all just go live in caves and think about god until we die a celibate death.
in my undergrad classes we talked about how periods of (relative) social progress are often followed by sharp conservative backlash, and I didn't really get it until I lived through it with the 2016 election. and like a fucking goober I thought "well, at least this is as bad as it will ever get iny lifetime," because I could never in ten million years could have predicted the protestant comeback tour convincing people that they're psychologically diseased sex criminals if they so much as think about nutting
end of transcript
image transcript:
Anonymous asked:
is it true that porn of any kind (erotica, audio, pics, etc) rots the brain? like, is there any truth to the idea that I'm damaging my brain permanently? I mainly like to read erotica on tumblr or ao3. I've also seen people refer to anyone who likes any type of porn as degenerates and sex pests.
batmanisagatewaydrug answered:
is this what we're doing now. we're calling people degenerates just for reading horny fanfic.
besties we are never ever never ever never ever never escaping conservative christianity.
sure whatever. porn rots holes in your brain. anything that makes you feel good is bad actually. if you derive joy from movies or food or seeing your friends that's also deeply suspect and you should probably go to confession about it. if I'm being totally honest we should not stop with porn, having sex with other people is pretty fucked up. kind of predatory to desire another person carnally. probably we should all just go live in caves and think about god until we die a celibate death.
in my undergrad classes we talked about how periods of (relative) social progress are often followed by sharp conservative backlash, and I didn't really get it until I lived through it with the 2016 election. and like a fucking goober I thought "well, at least this is as bad as it will ever get iny lifetime," because I could never in ten million years could have predicted the protestant comeback tour convincing people that they're psychologically diseased sex criminals if they so much as think about nutting
end of transcript
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