When Biden dropped out, I was stuck with all my Biden bumper stickers and giant Biden flags on my truck and huge Biden signs and banners in my yard and all over my house and ... oh wait, no I wasn't because I'm not a member of an obnoxious cult.
misterundercoat
joined 1 year ago
Gordon lied on his resume and his bosses knew it.
There's only one Damar.
RFK could not be reached for comment, but was reportedly seen in his backyard tying dozens of pigeons to a lawn chair to see if he could fly.
Brave brave Sir Donald
Bro is about to be decapitated by the tunnel tho
It's a good ide-a
Q : I've been entirely preoccupied by a most frightening experience of my own. A couple of hours ago, I realized that my body was no longer functioning properly. I felt weak, I could no longer stand. The life was oozing out of me, I lost consciousness.
Picard : You fell asleep.
Tomorrow me could be dead. If that happens, I don't want to spend my last day doing work like a chump.
Sorry for your loss
Nobody knows
I had a similar experience, except I said "you're the guy from Big Lebowski!" and he said yep and then smashed my car windows with a crowbar.