lagomorphlecture

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Won't somebody think of the couches?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

You're right. The Albersons near my house is hella expensive. Let me just drive farther to pay the same outrageous prices at the other 17 Albertson's.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Don't need tampons if you're pregnant taps forehead

[–] [email protected] 54 points 1 month ago

Cable companies too please.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Yes but if he threatens them enough maybe they'll fix their algorithm so it isn't serving right wing garbage on a silver platter. I can dream.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

All free because Concerned Ape is awesome.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

You said it so well. 8 years too late but hopefully still enough time to avert a real disaster.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

Which means don't buy electronics on Amazon because you can't usually tell from the listing and if it is, it could just be counterfeit.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Rabbits are very intelligent.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

In the Republic of JD, everyone votes for President Daddy.

Here are some fun facts about President Daddy:

As a baby, he never cried and his poop didn't stink.

President Daddy took 2 wives to help repopulate the Democrat wasteland.

President Daddy made January 9th a holiday to commemorate the purchase anniversary of his favorite couch.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Because a hell of a lot of white guys are extremely racist. It's important for these men to come out and publicly declare that they support not only a woman but a black woman. It's important to do it in a way that will get attention, fit with the tone of the campaign and get the point across that it's cool to support and embrace women and weird and creepy to hate them.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

If the court were majority liberal we wouldn't be desperate for reform because the justices who were appointed by democrats aren't corrupt.

 

Pirates and punny bunnies.

 

Nobunny is really sure how it turned out.

 

Hundreds of ancient issues somehow survived gnawing to be rediscovered in a pile in the hidden room.

 

The popular work of Vincent Bun Gogh can still be viewed at the Bunnyville museum.

 

Showings were often announced the day of and received high attendance and reviews.

 

The best known director in Bunnyville was Valentine Bunny.

 

Unfortunately, the archives did not contain any videos of these undoubtedly entertaining plays.

 

He was known to take his job very seriously and even reported on location from outside to ensure an accurate forecast.

 

The bunny in question was named Camille and had a very impressive dewlap.

 

Old timey bunientists worked tirelessly to improve Bunnyville's scientific knowledge so we could be as smart as we are today.

 

Also called a buniversary and bubdoption day, these celebrations apparently revolved around being trapped by hoomans and were celebrated by demanding treats.

 

Tilly is still seeking an apology for being called "Latte's friend" for an entire day.

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