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I thought a skein was a roll of wool

What is the tie clip attached to???

Mind-virus sounds like a far right scare quotes word...

Only a ghost could know that...

Mythical pokemon can't lay eggs so it makes sense that live birth is the method by which they propogate.

What kind of car is that?

Well if most Canadians don't want a conservative government isn't it in our interest? Doing Ford was re-elected in Ontario by 19% of the electorate...

Everyone could write him in and he would have to do it, right?

Kitchener used to be called Berlin, maybe zee Germans shouldn't have started shit... /s

Rivet City

I thought we were call point it Gen Alpha

So close to accidental haiku