impiri

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

I see your schwartz is as big as mine, Jack

[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago (2 children)

A poster is simultaneously a girlfriend and single until it is observed

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Look, if you can light up that gym, you can light up a neighborhood

[–] [email protected] 37 points 11 months ago

They've redirected the page now that it's getting attention, but here's the archived version.

I'm very skeptical of their claims, but it's possible they've partnered with some small number of apps so that they can claim that this is technically working.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

More sports leagues should name themselves like this, tbh

Goalpost Football League

Rim Basketball Association

Batter’s Box Baseball

Just pick the first thing you see

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Looking through TIME covers is basically speedrunning semantic satiation

[–] [email protected] 67 points 11 months ago (2 children)

45 burgers 45 fries 45 tacos 45 pies 45 cokes

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

I’m the numeral 4 in that lovely typeface

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

I picked up a sealed copy of Otomedius Excellent for a buck just so I'd have a physical reminder of that Konami press conference.

Farewell, E3. You will be sucked :(

[–] [email protected] 56 points 11 months ago

Explaining the virtue of perseverance through the lens of the perils of manned spaceflight to Americans: imagine selling burgers

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

boomsharkalarka

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

That’s been my exact experience! In my case, it was getting the grandparents an iPad and using iCloud shared albums. They weren’t able to export the photos from the tablet, and that stemmed the tide for a good while.

Maybe it’s retribution for the times I didn’t listen to them as a kid, but at least I had the excuse of being a kid

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