i_simp_4_tedcruz

Accepted.

However for this to work, we have to physically relocate Miami.

Ok, so here's what happened, buddy. Crazy usually means reduced inhibitions. Reduced inhibitions= good in bed because you're not overthinking, you're just doing what feels awesome.

Then you go out with a girl that's not batshit insane and doesn't go from 0-100 with everyone they bang, right away. You're disappointed. Why does it feel like this normal girl isn't obsessed with my body immediately? Why is she holding back? It can't be you, so you attribute it to her being bad in bed rather than the obvious answer that she's learning you and isn't completely comfortable yet.

That kind of stuff comes with time. Unless you're batshit insane.

Tldr: you rushed it with the "normal girls" and you could probably spend some more time growing close to them before declaring them inferior in bed.

That's how multiplication by 1000 works

Have they not invented blue painters tape where you're from?

I just hate the wet noises that accompany it. Same thing with kissing scenes where they have a shotgun mic basically inside their mouths. It drives my sensory issues up a wall.

Angrily. The game is full of ropers, trolls, toxic players playing the toxic mechanic. I'd like to love this game, but it's a bunch of sweat lords playing bitch mechanics all trying to prove who's the biggest scumbag.

This could have been a real punishment if they made her hand sign a letter to every Georgian over voting age. That's justice. Let her chatgpt the letter. Also make her sign every single one 5 days a week, 8 hours a day until she's done.

Cool man. You finally made a comment that made me conjure an image that was so gross that I had to cleanse my palate by reading something more wholesome. I chose your username.

Nobody wants to talk about the fact that this is very clearly a former Pizza Hut?

Yeah. .01% seems small, but that means that out of every 10,000 Teslas sold, one of them has already caught fire. That's a ridiculously huge number

Ho mangiato la cipolla

There's got to be a better term dude