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GM’s Super Cruise is absolutely great. It only works on highways though. I recently drove for 5 hours through three states without touching the gas, brake, or steering wheel once. Except the little nub on the steering wheel to adjust the set speed.

With enough mdma, I’d love to be a door. Grab my knob and twist it. Slam me shut, daddy.

Or sex ed

Pretty sure this is a QueenSnake video.

The password was “password”.

Fuck it up? They might just DarkSky it.

Of our sample size, 100% of “smart” (capable of symbolic language) monkey species have already written Hamlet.

Just don’t type the before to that after

Not my proudest

Hi financial hardship, I’m dad!

It's incredibly easy to make an impossible to get around paywall.

Sure, but the easily-bypassed js method makes sure it’s still crawlable by search engines, which is a trade well worth making where I work. Doesn’t matter as much for porn sites since the title and description aren’t the content most people are there for, so you can expose them on the paywall page.

The quote on the sign is said to the character Xander on Buffy the Vampire Slayer. I think in the episode Inca Mummy Girl (not the best episode).