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joined 9 months ago

"what do you mean I'm making that face again" in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

4k 144Hz HDR monter

Which one of you nerds is playing f zero 99 by the name "Show Hog"? in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago

This spider's been hyping him up and everything

The perfect mind strikes again in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago

Let your haters be your co-creators of the 2009 book about your life

"cringey at best" in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

I honestly kind of dig this reading of it

so just how much of a trainwreck was this? in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago

I’m guessing it was more of just a shitty train that shambled to a non-destination in the middle of nowhere while making everyone on board feel sad

The leopords in her target audience are eating her face for her Baphomet tatoo in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 24 points 9 months ago

my bit detector is going crazy here

I'm sick of the swearing of gamers. It's time for a game reviewer who doesn't swear. It's time for The No Swear Gamer. in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

He’s gonna travel back to the past

To play the stinky games that are bad

The "pre-internet" times in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

In full color! With glossy pages! Get one of those and a November EGM and you’re set

The "pre-internet" times in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago

This was my “stand around and nod my head to music only I can hear while staring into the middle distance” era

The "pre-internet" times in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 17 points 9 months ago

Kids these days really have no idea, lol

What is he thinking about? in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

"I have more potassium than a banana, more vitamin E and vitamin K than an avocado, more fiber than the leading cereal brand, and more vitamin C than an orange. Every day I pray for the sweet release of death and every day a cruel god prolongs my meaningless suffering. I am distributed by Sun Pacific in Reedley, CA."

Jesus Was A Pussy Getter in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

We’re putting the King James back in the Bible, folks