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[–] [email protected] 2 points 40 minutes ago

Some clarification:

“You’re scaring the people on here, and I’m on the phone. You scared them and broke the phone, which is why TikTok is getting banned, because of you.”

Note: I said some clarification. I never guaranteed that it would make any sense.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 48 minutes ago

It’s the British. Everything is piss to them. It’s their fetish.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 52 minutes ago (1 children)

OP’s pic is just the British way of saying “our national pastime is watching dry paint dry, and we’re most pleased to say that we’re rather proud of that fact!”

[–] [email protected] 4 points 56 minutes ago

It’s the British we’re talking about. Anything other than fish and chips, mushy peas, or bubble and squeak is a bit too aggressive for their traditionally unrefined tastes. The poor sods basically had to be forcefully introduced to anything other than boring.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 hour ago

Take yer chip butty and go back to believing whatever your instagram feeds tell you, consoled by the fact that yer mushy peas and jellied eel are are the pinnacle of civiliz(s)ed cuisine.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

But there are so many holes

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 hours ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 11 hours ago

Fuck.

The Canucks?

Fuck.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 11 hours ago

Are you telling me you’ve been addressing roughly three hundred thirty one point four million people here on Lemmy, and expect a representative response from all of those 331.4 million people, right here, on this platform?

Or are you just really frustrated, as are many of those same Americans?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 12 hours ago (4 children)

When you say “you Americans”, are you referring to Chinese-Americans? Spanish-Americans? Vietnamese-Americans? Haitian-Americans? Mexican-Americans? Irish-Americans? Hmong-Americans? Russian-Americans? African-Americans? Filipino-Americans? Polish-Americans?

Or just Americans?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 12 hours ago (4 children)

Any fuckup you can walk away from is better than a fuckup that leaves you with no ability to walk away from it. Doesn’t mean the fuckup won’t cost you in some or many ways, but at least you can still walk.

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