discostjohn

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[–] discostjohn 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

There's a global conspiracy among cartoonists. They want to destroy the world one kid at a time. Lmao get real.

[–] discostjohn 21 points 11 months ago (8 children)

New Magic School Bus fucking rocks.

Teen Titans Go fucking rocks.

Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles fucking rocks.

They aren't the same as the versions we grew up on, but give them a chance, really.

[–] discostjohn 5 points 11 months ago

Yep, that's some religious cringe alright.

Catholics are usually all about the converts, so you'd expect the guy to be more welcoming in public.

[–] discostjohn 2 points 11 months ago

I thought she looked like Leia

[–] discostjohn 1 points 11 months ago

Well obviously you just attempt to invent it afterwards and succeed by random chance.

[–] discostjohn 11 points 11 months ago (4 children)

Couldn't you use the penny and just attempt to find the cure for death? It makes everything else silly.

[–] discostjohn 27 points 11 months ago (6 children)

You might actually be surprised by that

[–] discostjohn 9 points 11 months ago

No, certainly not most. Some, for sure, but tons of albums are uploaded by some random dude.

[–] discostjohn 7 points 11 months ago

Same. I played it on the switch maybe a year ago, and at first I didn't understand the reputation for being tough, but after a half hour I was too frustrated to keep playing.

[–] discostjohn 1 points 1 year ago

You're absolutely right

[–] discostjohn 9 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Everyone is being very serious.

When I got my first smartphone, circa 2009, I left it on the toilet paper holder in the employee bathroom at my work. I didn't realize I had lost it until I went to clock out and my boss handed it to me and laughed at me for taking a shit on the clock.

The worst part is, I didn't even use the toilet; I went in there to adjust my pants and redo my belt, and I took my phone and my wallet out of my pockets and set them down on the nearest surface.

I'll never forget my boss's face when he called me out. He was a nice guy, but it was super embarrassing.

[–] discostjohn 4 points 1 year ago

What a great point. I guess one reason could be that the glasses don't reliably help with those tests.

The people making those videos have probably tried taking the tests again, but they don't upload the footage because they realize the glasses don't do shit.

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