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and all the photos from this loaner device will be blurry AF...but that's instagram's fault, right? And our own devices distorting things. RIGHT. What a spokesperson. Amazing.

Also, she doesn't seem to understand what POV means. lol

And that soupy made-wrong seafood pizza dip....thing.

And the Rs are so disgustingly crispy. She’s ridiculous. Fakest of the fake.

Not to mention the spill/stain 😂 Class all the way with this one!

It’s a real shocking coincidence where she wants to take him to see the eagles play, then. 🇧🇷

Guess where they’re going to go see the eagles play?

Gotta be him.

She has got to stop (jk don’t stop — it’s hilarious) filming skinny-filtered clothing reviews in front of her panelled bathroom door. That knix ad is sketchyyyyyy. The flickering / fading door detail is just over the top.

I’m haunted by that clip of her dancing alone in what appears to be the lamest, emptiest “bar” ever.

That was my first takeaway.

It's amazing that there was no point where she thought, "no, I don't need this. at all. neither does my kid." It was just I WANT THAT

Like the carousel horse!!? Where in the world is that ghastly thing going?