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Shitting is so wasteful. People dont know that you just have to hold it in for a while, so your body can fully utilize it.

Source: I am voice actor for GTA 6.

allergy havers are so weak smh my head

throws can at head, then accelerated back hops away

run the web version of ms office inside a windows virtual machine, very efficient.

how could anyone commit such a unspeakable act and think its just some funny prank?

uhm ackchually tanks dont have steering wheels snort this is completely inaccurate, and just misinformation. snort 🤓

when the bite of 88 finally gonna come out man?

"dont worry bro, you should just do what i said, i think, probably maybe"

bro, imagine those eyes staring at you from the dark

what about a spear with a mace on the end, truly unbeatable.

my face when americans call spinny whinny gush wushy wind makers "fans"