blakestacey

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Step 1: Buy new computers for the office.

Step 2: Futz around and transcribe a few audio files.

Step 3: Oops, we have used up the allocated budget but the deliverables remain just over the horizon.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I think it was SpaceX, not Tesla, but yeah... boring AF warehouse.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

I wish I could remember who it was who said that out of all those inane cameos, Iron Man 2 is the only one that makes sense, because Tony Stark at his most boozy, self-indulgent and self-destructive would invite Musk to a party.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

I am flagrantly violating some aspects of the timeline in the Cookbook for Open Access Books, in that I'm imagining much more happening before the "submit grant proposal" stage.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago

Silicon Valley is proud to announce the man who taught his asshole to talk, based on the hit William S. Burroughs story, "Don't be the man who taught his asshole to talk."

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (7 children)

OK, you could in principle have made that sound worse, for example by saying "females" like a goddamn Ferengi, but still, pretty impressive.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Congratulations on missing the last 17 years of "[citation needed]" being used as a rhetorical device.

I see you have already been escorted to the egress.

Fuckity bye!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Your blithe trust in capital fails to be endearing.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

alignment offer

That's sure a choice of words, ain't it

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

as you will discover if you read,

Hey, man, that's a lot to ask, you know, brah

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