Wage_slave

joined 1 year ago

Fight me. in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Chef Boy R Dee is pasta

Nuclear fusion reactor in South Korea runs at 100 million degrees C for a record-breaking 48 seconds in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] -3 points 7 months ago

Stage three: make everyone on earth sound like a freaked out anime character.

Success.

mine is waterproof too in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

I don't wear much other than hoodies and jeans.

Got a Citizen and it looks like I paid a mint for it in contrast.

You can say it is the polish to this turd.

Reddit CEO Defends His Absurdly High Pay While Not Paying Mods in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

It's too early to see a face and get into a slapping mood.

Get fucked, u_spez

Kyle Rittenhouse storms off stage after being confronted by students in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

That poor support dog. Rover probably be all "what did I do to be teathered to this removed?"

How many more stops are left? Or as I want to call them, comedic episodes.

If you think the world is going to collapse... in c/[email protected]

Cops Used DNA to Predict a Suspect’s Face—and Tried to Run Facial Recognition on It in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

I was was wondering what I'd look like with a sick tat on my face. And behold, the DNA and AI winning combination knew it, before I ever got it.

Whenever I see someone giving away an older looking keyboard in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

I absolutely love typewriters. You are very correct. If they were more practical, I'd take up smoking again and go work for the times.

No doubt. Wanna fight me? in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 73 points 9 months ago

I'd fight the shit out of you but I am afraid you are just too well hydrated and I stand no chance.

A kiwi skeleton, with its egg inside in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Yeah ladies, it's like the late gestation of the kiwi when making an egg. Yeah, pretty hot. I know.

It's like that.

points to groin

/s

Whenever I see someone giving away an older looking keyboard in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I am so happy with the advances in keyboard technology. i have really heavy fingers when i type. Not physically, but I've always used a bunch of force despite my best efforts.

And love mechanical keys, so that makes everything super duper loud.

Thankfully there are entire youtube channels devoted to keyboards and I was able to find a board that can be mechanical and wonderful but not sound like the end of days whenever try and send an email or type out anything too long. ___

Where in the World Do Men Sit Down to Wee? in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

After having an exploratory done after getting stabbed, I started sitting all the time because since then, every time I pee standing up it's uncomfortable and get piss shivers. When they pull everything out, it never goes back quite the same and I guess this is part of the "Well you're doing this now" part of the rest of my life.

The piss shivers are messy at a bowl and really fucking awkward when at a urinal.

I am sure this could be, or have been, fixed with a procedure, or some form of treatment/phsyo, but it took no time at all to realize pitting (pee AND sitting lol) is just better, and didn't really think or go back to the old ways and practices of expelling my liquid waste.