Utter_Karate

He should shank the biggest guy around to gain the respect of the other inmates. Oh, and he should get prison tattoos!

He looks like he discovered that his girlfriend was actually just a pile of lit dynamite sticks assembled into the rough shape of a woman.

He would be doing even better with more prostate treatment. Couldn't they make some kind of modification to the throne or something?

Seems easy enough to me to add a padded spike controlled by a royalist version of Chat GPT.

The Oscar should go to Hillary Clinton. She is not only the best female actor, but the best female of them all.

Some British weeaboo is constructing a Shinzo Abe contraption "ninja sword" as we speak. The Sun readers will not stop him as they are not versed in the way of the blade.

He knows. The ban also includes scythes, hoes, fertilizer, grain silos, cattle, motorized transportation, and an "outdoors lifestyle".

He should. There's a lot of copper in there and Junkyard Bob is greedy but fair.

The article doesn't say, but I'm curious how many wounded. Because Israel may be able to airlift their soldiers to functioning hospitals that can make them survive, but many of them will be in a bit of a Humpty Dumpty situation. No more soldiering for them.

The weirdest thing about this is that it isn't written by Christie Sims, the author of "Ravished by the Triceratops", "In the Velociraptor's Nest", "Taken by the T-Rex", "Taken by the Pterodactyl" and "Taken at the Dinosaur Museum" (She ran out of imagination somewhere in there). Lola Faust is treading on some heavily defended ground here.

Final Fantasy 7 did some damage to me growing up, because my reaction is weirdly Victorian.

This harlot is showing too many triangles. Leaves nothing to the imagination.

Your political compass has a field that repels people and prevents anyone from actually entering into the area covered by the compass? That's a new one.

Well, what if there were no people on the tracks and the trolley was just standard public transport working as intended. Would you switch the tracks then? Checkmate liberals.