UndefinedIsNotAFunction

This is the way

BLOKODA!

As a frontend dev I think this is where I'm legally obligated to make the "java sucks" joke. So, there you go.

On the opposite end, I still wouldn't touch it with a 10 foot pole because I despise that object oriented nonsense, but honestly pick a project you already know inside out. Something that YOU enjoy. Whether that's some frontend shit, some script you use regularly, whatever. Then, rewrite that in java. You already know exactly how it should work, so all you need to focus on is the syntax, build system, libraries, etc.

It's my absolute favorite way to get started on writing things in a new language. Of course, I would never traumatize myself by doing it in Java, but the same principle applies even for those who enjoy self flaggelation.

Ok, I think that's my quota of "java bad" comments for the day.

Now, for real, go rewrite something you're already intimately familiar with in Java and thank me later.

I'm gonna go screw with Haskell some more now. Have fun.

Just makes me respect him more. One can only pull off a mustache when combined with confidence. Go Fetterman.

Accurate. Also, these are the right comments to make publicly during stand-ups.

I really wanted to like things like WebOS and Firefox OS, but here we are. Just never panned out.

Won't argue with that. But I do like my Samsung devices. Won't vouch for their (or any company, really) ethics tho.

They are. That's all we buy for TVs. Monitors are great too. Have super fancy ones at work. Not that I go to the office much, because that place sucks.

Right!? I don't get it. Why aren't we so far beyond this by now? This was shit that should have been solved ages ago yet here we are having the same goddamn discussions decade after decade. Let's just collectively grow the fuck up already. I just don't get it. I just don't. Fuck these people.

Just thought you all would like to know I'm watching the cracker episode of Good Eats.

I think you're pretty close. I think it is aliens (of some kind) but if not, it also means that either my government is lying to me (par for the course) or there's some real crazy people high up that need to go.

So, even if it's not something beyond our current belief about life or there's some real fuckery that needs to be dealt with swiftly.

Based on the UAP Disclosure Act, I'm feeling pretty confident it is aliens of some kind. But at the very least, it sure looks like we're gonna get a lot more than "yes, there are things in the sky our government cannot identify".

Either way, the last few months have been a wild ride and ive enjoyed every moment of it. But, if it's fuckery, my congresspeople and senator are gonna be hearing a lot more from me than they already have. Personally, I'm done with being lied to about shit like Iraq and funding the war machine and it's time to focus on the real issues at hand. I just think one of those is gonna be ayylmaos.