Salmarez

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I miss when games told REAL stories about REAL issues in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

Now this is art!

Come ON, DUDE! in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 28 points 8 months ago

Khrushchev: "What do you think was Stalin's biggest failure?" ‎

Hoxha(?): "Not getting rid of you!"

Perfect games? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

Don't even joke about it.

Perfect games? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Metal Slug has the best pixel art, god-like soundtrack and that easy-to-learn-but-hard-to-master game play, with no contact damage! It's perfect.

Karian Cross crosses Puyo Puyo and Crazy Cross and births the perfect casual versus puzzle game. It's also probably the first and to this day one of the only versus puzzle games that has character specific musics in the two player battle mode. It's perfect.

Very happy to see that F-Zero GX was already mentioned; it is the best game ever, but a bit too hardcore to be perfect!

posting hog in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

Wii U is the piece of shit, what is/are the balls?

FULL REVIEW | Mameda no Bakeru (Nintendo Switch), the Goemon "Spiritual Successor" MINIMAL SPOILERS in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

Hopefully it's not too much of a successor, as in, it gets localized one day!

The Jimquisition Game Of The Year Awards 2023 in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Thank you.

The Jimquisition Game Of The Year Awards 2023 in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (2 children)

"They probably did, 10 years ago?" They did not! Come on, doublepepperoni! Sterling has to be cancelled!"

The Jimquisition Game Of The Year Awards 2023 in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago (5 children)

I have not heard them apologize for their racism, because it was so long ago? Come on, dude! If they would really be a person against all kinds of oppression, they would rewrite and or apologize that stuff they wrote!

The Jimquisition Game Of The Year Awards 2023 in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (5 children)

Being wrong about racism (being racist) is significant to me. You sound about white saying that it has a statute of limitations.

If I have to hear about YouTube videos being too long ONE MORE TIME! in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Good point, well made.

The Jimquisition Game Of The Year Awards 2023 in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (7 children)

I picked that Resident Evil 5 stuff, because I have not heard them talking/apologizing about it. Did they specifically apologize for being anti-black?

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The strong rule. The winners are just. That is my belief. But then again, I think the Democrats can save America. (hexbear.net)
 

https://www.zanyvideogamequotes.com/worldheroes2/wh2democrats.png

Neo Geegus (the villain quoted) was on the ball even in the 1990s. As in, he was very wrong on all accounts. Especially today, with Genocide Joe, Bloody Bernie and Co.

Fuck the Democrats! Rock the politics in video games!

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What did Abraham Lincoln say when he went to the theater to play Smash Bros.? (hexbear.net)
 

"No Johns."

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Your favorite video game quotes? (hexbear.net)
 

I am expecting a lot of Disco Elysium, here...and nothing wrong with that!

A video gaming student organization I was once part of actually had a vote on their favorite sayings. The winner was the evergreen "Perhaps the same said could be said of all religions..." from Castlevania: Symphony of the Night! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMTizJemHO8

Later we had a second voting, which decided on the cult classic Trio the Punch's "BAD CHOICE"! https://youtu.be/rIPtzZHJnkg?t=454

My personal favorite? It's hard to say...but hey, that's what the scientist in Half-Life can comment, word to word! So maybe I'll put forward, said by the aforementioned: "My god, what are doing!?"

Tl;dr: Check title.

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Your favorite video game endings! (hexbear.net)
submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
21 comments fedilink
 

Video game endings may be some of the best in media, because you can affect them. Nonetheless, my top three are more straightforward, as in

  1. https://youtu.be/y6NGn9bA304?t=151 World Heroes 2 Jet Best Ending, because it's so random!

  2. Limbo of the Lost. The game, the myth! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URcvdDtnM_0

  3. Stack Columns: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vufEmB3qSNA So bittersweet!

What are your favorites?

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Having some vegan hot dogs with my alcohol tonight! (hexbear.net)
 

In the memory of Prigozhin, who started his career by selling wieners in Leningrad. rip-bozo

Anyone else have plans on that vein?

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Left-wing manga!(?) (hexbear.net)
 

What are your left wing manga/anime recommendations? I only got Ninpu Kamui Gaiden, because it is communist and ninjaic? You may shrug you shoulders, but a communist created all the ninja cliches, like a dude named Sasuke and the "Izuna Drop"! Unfortunately, the manga is from 1969, when the United States still had not erased all left-wing presence in Japan.

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Now we have to gotta have the real struggle session: Sierra adventure games versus Lucasarts point and clicks?! (hexbear.net)
 

As for me, Sierra games are the libs, and Lucasarts are the tanks. As in, Sierra games suck, Lucasarst games are potentially good!

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Disco ELysium "multiplayer"? (hexbear.net)
 

I played Disco Elysium by myself, and I died while looking at a Communist graffitti in a stairwell. I though that would be a great time to die, but maybe I could get my remaining (lib) friends to continue playing cooperatively? Have you tried to do this? (Kim is always a [lib] co-op dude too...)

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Games we want to be translated to English?! (hexbear.net)
 

Games kick ass. Learning different languages kick ass. Fantranslations also kick ass! Do you have a game, or games, that you would like to understand? Let us post games that we like, that are not translated, yet! For me it is https://www.giantbomb.com/doki-doki-poyatchio/3030-41894/. A life sim that has a rich backstory, and in game... it is a poor man's Animal Crossing... as in not that much, but at least we have a kick ass soundtrack!

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Is Stephanie Sterling a boss? (hexbear.net)
submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
13 comments fedilink
 

First of all, I am posting while drunk. Second, I remember some people at Hexbear saying that Sterling screwed their assistants by not paying them. So, could I get some more details, please, before I remove Sterling from my life?!

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