No worries, and glad you learnt something!
Remavas
I don't know whether this is a joke or not (Poe's law and all), so I will assume this is a genuine question:
Because they were about to say Czechoslovakia, I'd assume. The country that hasn't existed anymore for a long time.
edit: grammar fix
Because Joule is the SI unit of energy, meanwhile the Watt is the SI unit of power, equivalent to one Joule per second.
"Converting" joules to watts would be like converting m/s to US dollars.
I don't see how your example is 'funny'. That's what you expect to get. -5^2^ is -25. (-5)^2^ = 25.
(This doesn't consider the separator) Cyan - DD/MM/YY Magenta - MM/DD/YY Yellow - YY/MM/DD The other ones are mixes of those two colors, so e.g. the US is MM/DD/YY and YY/MM/DD (apparently).
Also just noticed I didn't attribute this picture, I'll edit my comment.
Glad I can count my own country, Lithuania, among the enlightened.
EDIT: Source of the picture: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Date_format_by_country_NEW.svg
Maybe if they actually made them better compared to the then competition, this could've turned out differently; mind you, it would still be as bad, because Microsoft, but hey, different nonetheless.
And definitely avoid libgen and scihub, lest you accidentally learn something new without paying the exorbitant fees.
pigs in plural, yes. How many streaming services are there now? I lost track a couple of years ago.
I've never thought about it this way before. This must be why some places refuse to invest in public transport. Just imagine the consequences if they didn't even need to fix their cars at all
Except that many Android phones also don't have replaceable batteries anymore.