Ransom

Chances she’ll be placed by another out of touch geriatric millionaire?

That’s pretty impressive. Still won’t use it.

Pretty cool. Honestly more interested in how his licensing server works. Selling Shortcuts is an interesting concept.

I really enjoy the Wisecrack YouTube channel for my philosophy phix.

So we suiciding or what? Only slightly kidding.

Same

My b-hole winked when I read this.

Be careful around popcorn kernels when you’ve got an old filling.

…but rather a malevolent whisper from the abyss. It beckoned me toward an abyssal abyss…

This is poetry.

I can’t decipher what the original story was.

That’s me.