MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown

joined 8 months ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

Great! Now I have to change the combination on my luggage.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago

Why?… why now?… If your going to hold out this long, why endorse anyone?

Does he think he is going to sway anyone on Election Day? Did anyone who actually cares really think he was ever leaning the other direction?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

They are all great!

[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Does anyone else remember when his campaign staff took his phone away for the final week before the election so he couldn’t tweet anything batshit insane that could harm his chances?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 days ago

Sounds like a name from a parody planet Blearth.

Reminds me of Improvised Star Trek.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 days ago

So it was a pan-Scandinavian race.

[–] [email protected] 87 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Behind every good sniper is a good spotter.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

So what you’re saying… is that penguins are…

Faux Auks

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Well, they don’t have to be dead.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Why are you like this?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)
 
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