Mwallerby

It's a mini Stirling hot air engine, never seen one that shape before but here's a video of one working

https://youtu.be/t1dT6kTxojc

I'm in love with the shape of soup

Probably something to do with cholesterol

Shot somehow ricochets off the wall, kills stormtrooper, redshirt dies of surprise

You ever drink Baileys from a shoe?

Would depend on how deep underwater and the pressure and so forth, but maybe look at how steam engine piston rods are sealed - an o-ring or a wiper seal would probably do the job

Whenever my family went on holiday to Dartmoor when I was little, parents would always take us to church at Buckfast Abbey if we were there on a Sunday.

Always thought it was just for the nice architecture and the gardens, but maybe they had another motive....

Something janky about the wheels, smells like AI...

Road distances are in miles, speed in mph, heights in feet & inches, anything else is a hot mess generally trending towards metric the younger you are (or if you're in STEM)

ETA: there was a dumb plan a couple years ago to "reintroduce" imperial measurements after Brexit, mainly aimed at food shops, ignoring the fact that the EU never prevented anyone using them, and then the govt quietly dropped it in December lawl

Antitrust (2001)

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antitrust_(film)

Bhhaaa the French

First computer in about '99, which I'd "built" (I was 8, so I mostly just watched while my dad's friend built it and occasionally let me plug some wires in)

First phone, Nokia 3310 in 2003, with a Simpsons case, I think I've got it in a box somewhere...