My favorite take on the always tells lies/always tells truths puzzle is that the explanation itself was also a lie and both guards will say whatever they think is funniest because guarding is boring work.
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Boing: Fuck it! We'll do it live!
I do exactly this with chips and salsa.
I wouldn't be surprised to see the EU require M$ to remove the artificial requirements and let 10 users on older hardware update.
I don't think anyone's upset she lived, but there have been a lot of cases where officer's inability to aim have added a lot of casualties from hitting random people in their field of fire.
At that point you should just get a tankless and never have your shower cry sessions interrupted by cold water again.
Might be an issue with how you are browsing. I'm viewing through the Connect app and I only see a still image. Which is weird because some animated posts work just fine.
If I take the post title literally, 3 or 1 look the most qualified to mystically bestow a sword on a rightful king. However, if the title is the euphemism I assume it is, then 5 would be my first pick.
Short red or blue for me.
Left
4 or 2, or any of them.
It's too bad that jokes about Uranus don't combine well with jokes about astrology, since astrology was invented before the discovery of Uranus. It would have been great if astrology did account for Uranus, since Uranus has been the butt of many jokes.
Edit: I just looked it up and my mistake, modern astrology does account for the position of Uranus. It apparently represents "individual liberty, egoistic liberty." Apparently Uranus was in Sagittarius (for what reason I will not speculate) when I was born, though thankfully I didn't witness that personally.