MagicShel

joined 1 year ago
[–] MagicShel 1 points 2 weeks ago

Wow! That's a great photo. Thank you.

[–] MagicShel 19 points 2 weeks ago

I see. So the one she was definitely going to lose this time around is still definitely going to be lost, just not by her. That's sad. I was looking forward to missing her.

[–] MagicShel 28 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Wasn't that the "much safer" district she switched to after damn near losing her own district in '22?

[–] MagicShel 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

That's not for me, but it sure looks like it would be fun to get you messy again. Teamwork.

[–] MagicShel 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I get it. I'm only good for a handful of times a day and if my partner needed more than that it's time to call in the backup.

[–] MagicShel 4 points 2 weeks ago

Crazy is so good in bed though. You just need an escape plan and a go bag. And wrap that fucker up because you never ever ever want to breed crazy.

[–] MagicShel 6 points 2 weeks ago

We are days away from hearing about the onion on his belt.

[–] MagicShel 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (7 children)

Stretching a lead is a sports term. Most commonly in racing. Sports metaphors are common in politics.

[–] MagicShel 12 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

One of the differences between the right and the left, you just made me realize, is how we treat heroes.

Kyle murders two protestors and he's a hero. He can fuck it up, but that's all it takes to get there.

If a left leaning person became a hero for rescuing cats out of a house fire, you'd have a hundred reporters digging up dirt about how he cuts in line at Starbucks, or an ex coworker thought his obsession with cute animal butts was a little creepy.

I'm minimizing. People who do good things sometimes have done real shit but I don't want to sidetrack. Point is, the right elevates their heroes while the left humanizes them. It's not just a different playing field, it's a whole other sport.

[–] MagicShel 3 points 2 weeks ago

I deleted 148 mostly political spam emails that I got from Saturday to Tuesday. I'm glad to have donated a few bucks, but fucking Christ. I hear from a dozen people daily (or more) plus "guest solicitors" like half of Hollywood.

[–] MagicShel 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Medium length blonde? That's all I've got.

[–] MagicShel 3 points 3 weeks ago

Completely agree.

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