I phrased that very poorly. I'll edit the above to clarify.
I meant that the Windows Control Panel was always a half-assed solution in comparison to what OSX and Linux DEs do with proper settings manager applications.
On Linux DEs, a settings manager like Settings in OSX is usually present, and it is a far better solution.
I'm not American, Christmas lights aren't a thing here like they're in the US, can someone explain?