Narrator: “It won’t be.”
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You know, i hadn’t considered that, but that makes a lot of sense actually!
Lol yeah, i like how no one else realizes it’s supposed to be IED (Improvised Explosive Device)
I just remember Firefox around that time and for like over a decade just felt bloated and super slow in comparison. No idea if it’s better these days or what.
More like Israeli Inquisition
Well you see, if we made people read that irrelevant first sentence, and the beginning of the following paragraph, their heads might explode.
They were a little too far away to tell them without basically shouting, but in hindsight I probably should have done so. I was just so dumbfounded at how selfish and unaware of their surroundings they were.
I should have! Instead, once they started leaving i just slammed my cart into that one to push it outta the way.
The first type are the worst. Encountered one of those the other day when shopping. They just left their shopping cart next to the conveyor belt at checkout, literally blocking me from pushing mine forward so i could load up the belt. I nudged it a little, but they didnt react. Then suddenly, the cashier asked if a jar of peanut butter at the end of the belt was theirs. They were like “oh, yes it is”.
I thought they would grab it and also see that they left their cart in my way, and move it. Nope they grabbed the PB and handed it to the cashier, finished checking out, and left with all their shit in bags, sans cart. Absolutely ridiculous!
Don’t worry, neurotypicals live life on such an easy mode that they invent the most insane problems for themselves as some sort of handicap. It’s so frustrating watching them sometimes. “Wahh I don’t want to commit to my significant other! Wahh I’m bored so I think I’ll do some drugs! UGH my SO bought a $900 TV so I better buy something expensive too to get back at them!”
The aztecs knew how to manage it properly. It was the dumbass Spaniards that fucked everything up and drained all the water away.
4 - He gives you a false code, but takes your money.
5 - You come back at night and the cops summarily arrest you.