This is the first light hearted "story" that came to mind: I was in the UK last year (Cornwall) in May. We were driving through some towns and we came by a farm that sold duck eggs at the road side. It was one of those "give as much as you want" stands where they relied on good faith, because it was unmanned. We initially wanted to eat the duck eggs, but after some Googling we found out that these eggs have great odds of being fertilized! So instead of eating the three duck eggs, we put them in the refrigerator for the remainder of our trip to the UK. We did this so we could put the eggs under a heat lamp (we have chickens).
Well surprise surprise, all three of them actually hatched! So now we have two Peking ducks and one Swedish black duck! Honestly, they're so funny and their personalities are great. We recently "celebrated" their first birthday lmao. Anyway, I'll add a picture as duck tax (with bonus cat) :D
Short term, yeah I constantly forget people's names. If they've been part of my life for a bit, their name gets stored in my long term memory and I'll remember it forever.