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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Inb4 Blobby Volley: the MMORPG

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Let's say intact, whole, but otherwise clean fingernails then.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

We've already established he has a stapler.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I love that in this universe, the Dark Lord is canonically named Bob.

[–] [email protected] 119 points 1 month ago (8 children)

Fear not, that's why we deploy extra security software to these critical systems. It's called Crowdsource or something.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (4 children)

What about a clipped fingernail? There's some kind of acceptability threshold here as well.

Speaking of which, what percentage of poo would be acceptable? Does it matter whether or not it's family?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Lemmy-Leser lobt lächerlich lange Lautverkettung

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Here's another somewhat relevant two-digit one then: https://xkcd.com/90/

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