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I made some reaction images. in c/[email protected]
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I made some reaction images. (lemmy.world)
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Sub is better than Dub in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

I feel the same with Cyberpunk Edgerunners. It just feels more natural somehow

Lava Shits in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

peak fiction

Think outside the Box in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

I made the box better 😎

A And B in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

My stepbrother did this once. He kept saying his throat was dry and we found the empty lamp a week later. After rushing him to the hospital to treat his near-fatal injuries, we were saying our goodbyes only two months later...

"Can I get you any thing?", my heartbroken mother said as she stepped into the room.

"Yeah... I'd lava another lamp..."

Thoroughly disgusted, the rest of our family shuffled out of the room muttering bye. I stayed, as I could take a joke. Suddenly, a monstrous shart leaked out of his ass. "Oh God!!! NURSE" I screamed frantically. "Good Lord," she gasped while grasping several bedpans. "He should be dead!" "Auuughooohyeh" My stepbro moaned. I looked on in horror as the red ass ham began to burn away and melt his gown and the now 30ish bedpans lining the walls. The poop accelerates. "Somebody get Dr. Kruger!!!" The many nurses exclaimed. At this point they were frantically shoveling shit out the window as I desperately tried not to get burned. After around 10 minutes, Dr. Kruger arrived. "GREAT HEAVENS!!! We'll need Kevin for this." He waded into the dookie and tossed my stepbrother into pit dug into ground. The poop accelerates. Suddenly, a wiry, greasy, crazed looking man appeared at the door. At this point, the floor was disintegrating, so he leaped over the many holes and started devouring the kaka. "HOLY HELL," I shouted in surprise. "Actual Zombie" I began to lose feeling in my legs. However, Kevin vrrmed like a anteater and sucked that shit up harder than 10 year old me getting hit by a Ferrari! Kevin leaped out of the room and slurped up all the poo poo in the ditch. But... something was wrong. The poop accelerates. Kevin didn't stop. Kevin crawled into my stepbrothers anus and licked it clean. Before he could reach his colon, somebody said "call the exorcist!" and the Poope himself came down from the heavens and uttered three holy words...

"no u"

Kevin's body is forcibly expelled from my stepbrothers colon and writhes in pain. He began to slowly and excruciatingly crawl into his own anus. The legion of nurses surrounding him pick him up and toss him- no it, into a coffin. My stepbrother staggered to his feet and exclaimed "What a nice shit! I feel great now!" and left. Fortunately we live in Europe so we didn't have to pay for anything. All the feeling returned to my legs, my stepbrother is taking care of his 13 kids, and Kevin is probably chilling in some SCP containment unit somewhere. Good times!

Working through my meme backlog in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

literal shitpost

Working through my meme backlog in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago (3 children)

I like women but I also like cock but I'm not otherwise attracted to the male body at all. Wtf is my sexual orientation? AITA? in c/[email protected]
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Working through my meme backlog (lemmy.world)
 

Been a reddit lurker for a long time, posting might be nice

I went out running on the streets of Delhi in a sports bra. Never again. in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

NTA. Your bra, your rules

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The major events of the Edo Period run through both Uwu and OwO-fier and also emojifier (lemmy.world)
 

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