I'd leave the main sources.list alone, but temporarily move all of the files out of sources.list.d and see if that fixes it.
What if walking into the redwood forest is what causes your death? You would've lived if you stayed home and played video games instead of going into the forest and getting mauled by a bear
Your estate refers to everything you own. If you own a car, it'll be sold to cover your debts when you die. Same with your house, all of the food in it, your computer with all of your porn tabs still open, and even your signed vhs collection of rare midget scat porn from the 1990s. It all gets sold off to settle your debts when you die, before it can be distributed to your next of kin.
Definitely sounds like auto-update if it's respawning itself on every boot. The fact that it never exits is weird though; have you added any third party repos? What's in your apt sources.list file(s)?
Your debts cannot be transferred to your next of kin when you die, but they will need to be paid out from your estate before it's disbursed to your family
"Maybe if we slap his wrist again, he'll start being a good cop this time!"
Vandalism would normally be covered by comprehensive coverage, and won't affect your premiums; you'll just have to pay a deductible. If you tried to do it yourself, you'd never get the paint to match quite right, so you're better off taking it to an auto body shop to have it professionally repaired.
Thank you valve! I wish for this option every time I buy a bunch of games on humble bundle
Holy shit, she's even crazier than I thought, yikes
I'm out of the loop, what's the context for all this?
All I see is hunter2
Auto update itself isn't the root problem. The problem is that apt update is hanging and never finishing. It just happens to be getting called automatically as part of an auto update system, but the root issue would still persist even if OP disables auto updates.
When apt update fails to complete, it's almost always because of a broken repo somewhere; hence my question about sources.list.