Plot twist:
. Burglar: This... this was the song they played at my mum's funeral last week
. Me: do you want to talk about it ?
. Burglar: Yeah... can we ?
It'd go like this: "Excuse me, do you happen to know where Joseph Farto is ?"
what drug is that ?
Mon rêve c'est d'un jour faire un roadtrip en France je connais pas assez bien votre pays et je suis toujours impressionnée de voir qu'il existe des endroits aussi incroyables les uns que les autres
I'm gonna be honest with you
I just woke up and it did not occur to me
I need more caffeine 😮💨
isn't it a STD ? I'm not really aware of the thing
what are you saying ? NONSENSE
this is the natural order of the world, we couldn't possibly have provoked this, this is real science !!!!
(/sarc just in case)
wouldn't surprise me
maybe, but they are growing /j
a patent about juicing customers. that's peak capitalism