EldestMalk

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

The president can only pardon those convicted of federal crimes. He was convicted of state crimes in New York state, and only the governor of New York can pardon those convicted of crimes at the state level.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

A pardon is an admission of guilt.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

Case in point.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago

Working that SEO pretty hard there, bud.

[–] [email protected] 81 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Same. Ragebait headline.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

12:34 is known as “simulation time” in my house, the time we notice the most out of sheer happenstance. Clearly the simulation has a hard time coming up with anything better when I look at the clock.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Is there a non-paywalled link?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

Ibuprofen and lots of water.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

Everything is important and you’re not allowed to do anything at all.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Gøógłę kēÿbôård.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Thank you, I’ve finally achieved Capitalist enlightenment! The secrets of capitalism are mine!

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