CustardFist

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)

True. So true. I got so many dumb ideas left in my idea files. 😁

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

Aw crap. Another smudge on the lens. 🙄

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Are we talking about DⴲGMA? Love that movie. 😎

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Wasn’t jesus black? (Sorry, never read the book)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

Drowned from an overflowing toilet.

Head first

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Man, I hope I used a whole bunch of toilet paper before my heart stops. 😆

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

For a shitload of lithium. 👨🏻‍🚀💵🤑

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

“YEAH! HE ISN’T HARVESTING OUR SOULS, HE’S JUST A SKELETON, MEMORIZING CHILDREN’S DEATH WISHES. GET HIM!”

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

Also better than dying at the end of a long shit at work. 😜

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

Yessss. That would be great! 🙌

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago

I love Terry Pratchett.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Sometimes I need to let the dogs out. If I don’t, they’ll be running around in my head all day. 😅

 
 
 

Uh-oh. He got caught.

 
 
 
 
 
 

When you thought a sleep paralysis demon sucked... 🙄

 

Okay, I suck at making horror, but I have ways to get to you. 😎

 
 
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