CustardFist

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Hmmm. This should shave off a few minutes of your day. 😀

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Try before you die (and die you will 🤢🤮😵😉)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

His wife wanted to get rid of that farking this. 😏

 

A (de)motivational comic to ru(i)n your day. 😉

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

What a vicious circle. 😉

 
 
 
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

“and it’s also a little selfish of you to go out for groceries while there was a house fire, Emma.”

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

“Ffffffffffhonk!”

 

He's a pro... crastinator.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Thank you. I’m also glad to be here on this platform. 😌

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

Thanks. ☺️

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

Pfff. Try getting that done in 20 minutes. 😮‍💨

But if ‘getting stuck in large kitchen appliances’ is your thing, check these out:

 

The hell with power naps to become more productive. How about taking power wakes to get more sleep while remaining functional. 😎

 
[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

In bed, I listen to podcasts of people talking about shitty movies. It drowns out the “party” in my head.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Oof. 😮‍💨

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Dayum! That’s even worse than my joke. 😅

 

cross-posted from: https://feddit.nl/post/23603408

This is the dumbest comic I have ever made. 😶

 

This is the dumbest comic I have ever made. 😶

 
 

Would you have the heart to tell her this is just a helper reaper? 🙄

 
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