Try before you die (and die you will 🤢🤮😵😉)
His wife wanted to get rid of that farking this. 😏
What a vicious circle. 😉
“and it’s also a little selfish of you to go out for groceries while there was a house fire, Emma.”
“Ffffffffffhonk!”
Thank you. I’m also glad to be here on this platform. 😌
Thanks. ☺️
Pfff. Try getting that done in 20 minutes. 😮💨
But if ‘getting stuck in large kitchen appliances’ is your thing, check these out:
In bed, I listen to podcasts of people talking about shitty movies. It drowns out the “party” in my head.
Oof. 😮💨
Dayum! That’s even worse than my joke. 😅
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Hmmm. This should shave off a few minutes of your day. 😀