CloutAtlas

Here's how I do it:

Do not, under any circumstances, drink beer, wine or mixed spirits to get drunk. Guinness as a meal substitute is ok, as a source of getting drunk is not.

Just sip straight spirits out of the bottle, preferably while ranting about something. If at a bar, get XYZ on the rocks. Gin & Soda water if you want to drink slower.

Drink 2-5 liters of water before passing out anywhere that's not a bed. In the last 5 weeks, I have passed out on: A lawn, a different lawn, the back seat of a car, the floor (carpeted), the floor (hardwood, with a persian rug), a couch, a computer chair and leaning against a tree.

Libs from other instances waltz in and report the "I hate white people" post for being racist, gets summoned into the comments and getting dunked on even further.

Al Qassam having to rely on anti materiel rifles to get through the thick skull of an American is a good bit

Food that's non perishable is already mass produced. Spam, tuna, beans, rice, sardines, pickles, jam/jelly, iced creams, beer, etc.

Food that's perishable shouldn't be industrialised. At the very least not in the way car manufacturing or newspaper printing are.

You create a factory that pushes out caviar omelettes en masse with a shelf life of 12 hrs, you're either going to have masssive losses or wastage very often or you're not meeting demand. This won't lower the value of food and probably won't strengthen the working class.

Even if it's just, say, scrambled eggs, and you have exact knowledge of how many customers you will have (say, you're the only food source in a factory/mine/offshore oil rig), wastage with uneaten food would be fairly high. If you're not feeling well and you're not hungry and don't want a can of tuna with some rice, don't get it, it's still good. If you're not hungry but the chef's have already prepped hot food accounting for you on this oil rig, it's going in the trash.

In a civilian restaurant, the whims of the weather, price of fuel that particular week, or a cancelled event in town could mean your scrambled eggs are sold out one day and 99% unsold the next.

The Fr*nch invented a perfectly humane and reusable execution method for their royals and Americans keep inventing shittier, more expensive and inhumane methods of execution so some private company that harvests nitrogen or makes lethal injection chemicals can make a buck

The crimes of this guilty land will never be purged away, but with blood.

Honestly, among g*mers I know, Oblivion and Morrowind seem to get more praise than Skyrim, but that could just be nostalgia and contrarianism.

Your nation is terminal. The only way out is for it to collapse. My only wish is for it to end relatively peacefully and not in nuclear flame. But I hope to one day wake up and see "The United States of America" be referred to in past tense. Like "The Roman Empire" or "The Ottoman Empire" or "CHAZ".

"Basically, what are you planning to do? "

Watch, laugh. I am not an American and if I were, I'd... probably do something to impress Jodie Foster.

Trump is more inclined to agree with pretty people and less inclined to agree with uggos. I literally do not think it runs deeper than that. If a himbo told him to support a ceasefire he would highly consider it. If a himbo told him to invade Turkey to reconquer Constantinople, he would highly consider it.

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The BeepBeepLettuce party line