BigMuffin69

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[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

spat out my fucking drink on this one

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (3 children)

My life for super Earth ๐Ÿซก

[โ€“] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

fuck man, this was bad enough that people outside the sneerverse were talking about this around me irl

[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (5 children)

"listen up jack, we're losing this election"

[โ€“] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

Made the fatal mistake of posting a sneer on my main, only to have my friend let me know they had been assigned the same dorm room as Dan. Same friend was later roommates with my wife's best friend (and former cohabitant). Small world!

[โ€“] [email protected] 27 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Bruh. This is the moment I go full on Frank Grimes.

[โ€“] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (18 children)

Good news everyone, Dan has released his latest AI safety paper, we are one step closer to alignment. Let's take a look inside:

Wow, consistent set of values you say! Quite a strong claim. Let's take a peek at their rigorous, unbiased experimental set up:

I would say our boi is falling to new levels of crankery to push his agenda, but he did release that bot last year that he said was capable of superhuman prediction, so this really just par for the course at this point.

The most discerning minds / critical thinkers predictably reeling in terror at another banger drop from Elon's AI safety toad.

*** terrifying personal note: I recently found out that Dan was my wife's roommate's roommate's roommate back in college. By the transitive property, I am Dan's roommate, which explains why he's living rent free in my head

[โ€“] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

My ability to guess the solution of Boolean SAT problems also scales roughly with the log of number of tries you give me.

[โ€“] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

One last shit post to round out your week

[โ€“] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

OAI announced their shiny new toy: DeepResearch (still waiting on DeeperSeek). A bot built off O3 which can crawl the web and synthesize information into expert level reports!

Noam is coming after you @dgerard, but don't worry he thinks it's fine. I'm sure his new bot is a reliable replacement for a decentralized repository of all human knowledge freely accessible to all. I'm sure this new system doesn't fail in any embarrassing wa-

After posting multiple examples of the model failing to understand which player is on which team (if only this information was on some sort of Internet Encyclopedia, alas), Professional AI bully Colin continues: "I assume that in order to cure all disease, it will be necessary to discover and keep track of previously unknown facts about the world. The discovery of these facts might be a little bit analogous to NBA players getting traded from team to team, or aging into new roles. OpenAI's "Deep Research" agent thinks that Harrison Barnes (who is no longer on the Sacramento Kings) is the Kings' best choice to guard LeBron James because he guarded LeBron in the finals ten years ago. It's not well-equipped to reason about a changing world... But if it can't even deal with these super well-behaved easy facts when they change over time, you want me to believe that it can keep track of the state of the system of facts which makes up our collective knowledge about how to cure all diseases?"

xcancel link if anyone wants to see some more glorious failure cases:

https://xcancel.com/colin_fraser/status/1886506507157585978#m

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