AnonWyo

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 year ago

Your cardiologist would like a word about having a 2,000 year old corpse in your heart.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

We know what sort of porn you watch.

Also, username checks out.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

2024 is just around the corner, friend. Don't be afraid to set big goals for yourself.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Jenny, Jenny, who can I turn to...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I gave up alcohol (again) in August.

I've got a bottle of Cherry Coke in the fridge. That might be nice at 2310 at night.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Too bad. I was really looking forward to a Chinese adaptation of Caddyshack.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Stands to reasons, since most depictions of this Jesus character show him as VERY white and VERY European.

I love the idea of him telling a parable with a comical German accent.

"Da! Hullo! Wilkommen to mein sermon on mein mount!"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

They have cars in the Middle East?

Oh. Wait. Just the Israelis.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (5 children)

Blessed are the cheesemakers?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The real beauty of this is that we found out there is no point of diminishing returns on Brent Spiner as an android.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

William Shatner, is that you?

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