AnonWyo

joined 1 year ago
 
 

Android or iPhone?

 

"Oh! You're going to buy my chicken!"

 
 
 

So evidently they were able to stay awake all three days until He rose from the dead...

 
 
 

They have the longest punch lines.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

"Notice how I posted a meme a long time ago! Notice how I internet in superior fashion! Validate me! NOTICE ME! NOOOOOOTIIIIIIICE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

 

Host: Sir, there's only 13 of you.

Jesus: Yes, but we'll all sit on the same side.

 

I'll be using ancestry.com instead of Tinder.

 
[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

I try to teach all small children of friends to call geese "honkeys."

Hilarity ensues.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Only the plan to turn the United States government into a broad amalgamation of totalitarianism and fascism.

https://www.pbs.org/newshour/politics/conservatives-aim-to-restructure-u-s-government-and-replace-it-with-trumps-vision

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I wanted to be an astronaut as a kid. Seeing the '17 eclipse was a dream come true. Thankfully, I live in Wyoming, right along the path of totality.

I won't be traveling for this one, unfortunately. Adulting sucks.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

ACTION FIGURES! G.I. JOE ISN'T WOKE!

huffs and puffs in MAGA rage

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

I found it clunky and cumbersome. Hate on me for not discovering Linux sooner, but on XP, Windows Media Player did the same job more efficiently for me.

I will say, though, I moved away from optical media as soon as I could.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Heh.

You said "wood."

[–] [email protected] 0 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Naw. I'm plenty real. I just have a sick sense of humor.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

It's a major award!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

License and registration...CHICKEN FUCKER!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Well. Now we know what kind of porn Uncle Sam is into.

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