overview for AGuyAcrossTheInternet

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Nee, du, ich hab Freistunde!

[–] [email protected] 16 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

War nie dazu gedacht, für alles einen Begriff zu haben.

Wir haben eine Fachbegrifferschaffungskultur!
Da, sogar der Privatsphärensauger kann das übersetzen, ohne dass es das gibt!

Did you hear about the guy who was fired from the keyboard factory? in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Previously, the poor guy worked at a fab for mobile processors. The task was simple, catch wafers falling from machines fast. Guy has RISC'd his ARMs for the job.

Where is the rule? in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 21 points 11 months ago

I knew it. I knew it and I've clicked anyway. Monkey brain see coloured text, monkey go click.

big deal in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago

Let's put an end to this systemd-debated!

ich🐻‍❄️iel in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Only one kind of person fears being called a Saarländer…

… I've got my sights on you, Saar-Louis.

ich_iel in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Nun, die Aussicht scheint gut, darauf gebe ich mein Wort.

ich🐻‍❄️iel in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago

Bonjour? Ah, ein Saarländer!

ich_iel in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Na klasse, meine Eltern haben Recht. Ich hab ganz offiziell 'nen Vogel.

ich🇬🇧iel in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Leider nein. Ich wollte das ALFA-Telefon anrufen aber leider konnte ich auch die Nummern nicht lesen.

ich🇬🇧iel in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Tja. Scheiße gelaufen, was?

Lemmy disproves the stereotype that Germans lack a sense of humor in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Thanks to you, I have overdrawn my Tageslachkontingent and will either have to compensate by laughing less tomorrow or filling out a Tageslachkontingenterhöhungsantrag.