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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Born control freak and catastrophizer ✌🏽 female middle aged POC, I am terrified and basically unhinged at this point 🤪

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

Right, meanwhile over here in the US we are days away from Election Day like 🙈🙏🏽🤯🤢🫠😩🤞🏾🤪🥸

[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 days ago (6 children)

I am assuming y’all have children’s libraries, science centers, nature centers, museums, cultural centers, trampoline parks and what not’s in Canada. Or hell even a regular old fashioned park with a swing and a slide and other children. Does she live in a rural area or something? Why not a weekly trip to the library and the farmers market or something? ANYTHING more engaging than the same mall, home decor and toy store they visit every. single. week.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago

Is this what she chose to wear to the speaking engagement at a very professional conference in New York😳 WITH THOSE SHOES????? How can anyone miss the mark every single time to borderline inappropriate. As if she never learns a thing from the previous botched outfit. I really cannot let the shoes go, why why why???? Daytime pleather at a business conference …I just….

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 weeks ago

Plus when she does these “charity”(grift,cough) engagements she rarely says why is she there supporting XYZ in the hopes of LMNOP. And would invite the community to help support XYZ by doing ABC. It’s usually somehow just about her being invited somewhere for undisclosed reasons wearing something hideous and inappropriate.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Why are the people in her life not getting her the help she needs? Is it because they benefit from the money and perks? By no means is she a celebrity but this is seen time and time again with clearly disturbed cash cows families allowing the earner to go completely off the rails mentally. This lady is mentally unwell if she thinks she actually looks anything like the filtered photos that she posts. And if she 100% knows she looks nothing like what she posts how does she reconcile with herself why she is not posting her real self. Living with that much self hate is mentally debilitating as well. No matter which way you slice this lady needs professional help!!!!

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Is this forehead bump/ridge/terrain I keep seeing in the unedited by her pics from too much Botox?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 weeks ago

This is giving some serious privileged white lady mocking and disrespecting a foreign culture. Super gross, not cute, clever or funny AT ALL!

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Not hideous pleather jacket 2.0 😱 why does she refuse to invest in quality staples for her wardrobe. Especially if it’s her career job to be photographed and promote things as an alleged professional.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Ohhh, ok that makes “sense”, as much as any of this bizarro brand rep thing can. I am naive in my thinking the brand looks for people to represent them in a professional manner 🙃 If I was the brand I would be horrified by what she has been posting BTS of the trip that was paid for to promote the brand. The belly on the counter, the penis tree, etc… Clearly that is not how it works😂 because brands keep using her.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

I do not really no much about being an influencer or whatever they are logistically. Does the brand know what they are getting or do they only see what we see? When she arrives is it a straight up what we ordered vs what we got🤔

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

I find it shocking/not actually shocked that she considers this sloppy frumptastic lewk acceptable for a “professional” event…IN SUPER DUPER FASHIONABLE FRANCE!!! If there was ever a time to pull it together this was the moment. The cheap transparent poly blend sweater that makes my pits sweat looking at it, the terrible ill fitting jeans, the why would you pair with those shoes, shoes. I know she wears oversized unflattering “fits”🙄 every time she may seem in the wild but this is too much. It’s so bad!!!!

 

Most of the old school mommy bloggers that went Instagram heavy are now going back to blog style newsletters and substacks. Their kids are growing up becoming autonomous and they have found their voices again for this next phase of life. Birdie has absolutely no place in those conversations. The over made up barbie influencer types podcast market is saturated, everyone is tired of the heavy linkers, she is not crafty, or motherly, has no fashion or interior design sense. She only travels to one place. She is not healthy or well or fit. She does not cook, she does clean/organize. Her real estate investment 🙄 is going to tank. She thankfully seems to be relying less on Lemon for content. At the end of the day she is left in her bathroom, in her underwear with her world famous fupa. She literally has nothing left to offer. Where could she possibly be going with this “brand”?

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