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[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The lifetime Shane content quota has been met ✅ I guess he volunteered as tribute to be “content” for this “opportunity”. I find him no more endearing, compelling, interesting or anyone I would ever want to be left alone in conversation with. I do not like his vibe one bit, no thank you!

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

My husband is 6’8” and covered in stretch marks, 6’ at 10, 6’ 2” at 12, etc. His bones grew way faster than his muscles, his achilles tendons separated from heels, his skin stretched and stretched. It was a whole thing. And guess what in the past 20+ years have not kicked him out of bed for it. Nor has he purchased a human skin sippy cup….nor has he thought to start a social media page to slap his middle aged butt and dad bod belly while parading in his undies. The fact that she has built her very important career job around this is ludicrous. And now I cannot stop laughing imagining my giant bearded hairy husband who looks like a lumber jack with stretch marks doing this.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

It being winter and all with an average temp of 85F with 90% humidity.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Follow up…are you a Canadian NFL fan? Is that common? I imagine no different than American hockey fans. We hockey here but it’s not really synonymous.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Thanks for taking the time to explain :)

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago (11 children)

Ooo yay, a fan. I have some Q’s: Why is an NFL playing a game in Brazil? Why did NFL Canada host Birdie there? Does anyone during this time of uncertainty and peril going on in the world want to watch internet strangers having excessive “organized fun” right now? Do these campaigns or whatevs work in the positive from a marketing dollars stand point? What does the NFL gain from these influencers? I am not a sports fan, at all, nor do I know any personally.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago

Thanks for the screen shot. I am no closer to understanding what WTH that spiral into crazy town was all about 😂 This week really got me missing the old sub. So much luggage to unpack this week!!!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

One more thing, one more thing my fellow. Were you following along for the Beyoncé weekend when I am assuming Shine sent the POC “friend”. That was an absolute, I’m a very white lady really trying hard not to be cancelled cringe fest. I was sooo uncomfortable watching every story unravel. Yikes on all the bikes.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

Why people gotta act crazy. Just be cool 😎 I’m here to relax.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

I am an ambiguous bi-racial POC to strangers and when I travel internationally people often assume I am whatever they are. When I was in Brazil a native Brazilian spoke to me as if I understood Portuguese. I responded in my rudimentary SoCal Spanish that I did not understand. It was so subconscious and embarrassing. Years later I now have the language to recognize this for the micro aggression that it was. I consider myself to have cultural consciousness and I totally stumbled. I cannot even imagine if she were to wander outside of her pod out of the insulted hospitality sector where English is spoken😬Out in the wild on the streets she would look like the biggest mark for the taking oozing awkward visible discomfort. All while giving her “don’t they know who I am vibe”. Hot mess express coming through 🚂 São Paulo can be an overwhelming city to the worldliest traveler to say the least. She is not even a traveler she is a vacationer.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

I was heading out the door and skimmed it real quick. I was totally confused. Way above my lazy comprehension Reddit pay grade. No idea what was going on there. I was going to deep dive upon return and it’s gone 🫤 I was looking forward to some possible tea.

 

Most of the old school mommy bloggers that went Instagram heavy are now going back to blog style newsletters and substacks. Their kids are growing up becoming autonomous and they have found their voices again for this next phase of life. Birdie has absolutely no place in those conversations. The over made up barbie influencer types podcast market is saturated, everyone is tired of the heavy linkers, she is not crafty, or motherly, has no fashion or interior design sense. She only travels to one place. She is not healthy or well or fit. She does not cook, she does clean/organize. Her real estate investment 🙄 is going to tank. She thankfully seems to be relying less on Lemon for content. At the end of the day she is left in her bathroom, in her underwear with her world famous fupa. She literally has nothing left to offer. Where could she possibly be going with this “brand”?

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