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Once they're cooked

presumably for people who set up automatic bill pay then forgot about it for 15 years.

SHIT!

Prostate cancer is a pretty hard sell.

The call it Xine

Everything is wide enough for a billboard of you're brave enough.

That's right. I was someone who fell into the "they're red tories" trap during the Blair years. We were spoilt and didn't know how good we had it.

No, he said 'disk'.

They shafted that notoriety by imposing the highest tax burden since the Black Death.

It had the same ten jokes every week.

He don't love pandas.

"Using logic and reason isn't enough. You have to be a dick to everyone who doesn't think like you."

• An otter

There is always a danger when taking hard drugs.