100_percent_a_bot

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago

From what I understand, our chancellor has long claimed that we would need to control the missiles ourselves, which would possibly make us a belligerent. According to these leaks this isn't the case. This will increase pressure on shipping them to Ukraine so Russia may have shot itself in the foot once again.

[–] [email protected] -2 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Nah bro let him cook

[–] [email protected] 40 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Bro is going to sit in a computer for half a year to prepare for the role

[–] [email protected] -3 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Just curious, would a 17 year old with an AK count as a child in this statistic?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 8 months ago

Capitalism is when cryptobro scammer defrauds dozens of families and pays methlab oompa loompa in shitcoin

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Why are people upset about that, it's a good joke

[–] [email protected] 14 points 8 months ago

Agreed, special education should be a lot better

[–] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago

Wir wollen es! Wir brauchen es! Meine Taaaaurusssss!

[–] [email protected] 44 points 8 months ago (10 children)

People downvoting this thread because they're not getting that this is satire by the onion makes this post infinitely funnier. Well played OP

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago (2 children)

*Proceeds to order 30k spare parts for "warranty replacement" to build my own car over a span of 3 years *

[–] [email protected] 18 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Ich mag Züge

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