I think that was just a galaxy, not the whole universe.
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the monkey has infinite time
Use an infinite number of monkeys instead?
The controversial part is that while it's great and desirable on paper, it's almost never the case for 100% of the times. Great if it is though.
I wouldn't mind sending Trump there.
IF all else fails, use a Windows VM.
A moving vehicle in real life is a bit more complicated of an equation, factor in the car's angle towards the horizontal as you accelerate or brake, that's the original point, but whatever.
the bank can’t reissue
You mean they won't. Change banks or threaten to do so, might work.
in case you’re homeless you should have an address because you’re in a shelter
No homeless person left behind? Shelters for 100% of homeless people at all times?
You seem to have missed the point: in many countries, access to a bank account (therefore digital money) is not universal.
Having that data for every citizen of a country could enable efficient profiling of people in the country using big data analysis technologies.
You don't need an external actor for that, a government can very well do that to their citizens...
Let's put them in open spaces in offices and micro-mananage then, that'll work.