this post was submitted on 13 Feb 2024
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[–] [email protected] 99 points 9 months ago (3 children)

There's only two things I hate in this world: people who are intolerant of other people's cultures, and the Dutch.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Probably my favorite line of any of the Austin Powers and one that I quote constantly.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

When you heard the line for the first time:

Ooh yes. Yes-yes-yes-yes. This is a keeper.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago (2 children)

You Scotts sure are a contentious bunch.

I know it's a different reference

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago

To join the two together: it's said that copper wire was invented when a Dutchman and a Scot simultaneously found a penny.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

That's it, Skinner, you've made an enemy for life!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Stalag: Never trust the Dutch

[–] [email protected] 78 points 9 months ago

Police in The Netherlands: "We will have some fun while solving this crime. We may even put some sprinkles on the bread if the bird is good."

Police in America: "The bird looked like it was going to shoot us so we shot it first. And everyone in the bank too just to be safe. Why don't you respect us?"

[–] [email protected] 45 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Jokes on us, that's Polly Crackers. Wanted for 47 counts of battery.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

He's a pro safe cracker.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 9 months ago

“The suspect has rights!”

[–] [email protected] 20 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Drone better

[–] [email protected] 16 points 9 months ago

That bird was a fixer for the cartels, just caught in a random assignment. He later became a stool pigeon, if the rumors are to be believed, hence the need for anonymity.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Must be friends with the Penguin from Wallace and gromit

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Is this a crossover episode?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Why did I not hear about this?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Kinda makes me want to move to Denmark...

[–] [email protected] 22 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Dutch = Netherlands

Danish = Denmark

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Why, you a Dutch bird?

[–] [email protected] -3 points 9 months ago

At least the northern Belgians speak the same language as the Dutch but don't act the same as them

Hats off to Belgium.