Am pooping. Would recommend.
this post was submitted on 27 Jul 2023
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Hello fellow pooper
guten tag
3 days will go by in no time
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I wonder what the guy on the right is thinking
He just pooped
is that what the blob is by his hip? maybe everyone else is jealous here.
It usually hangs lower and more right
😳
Where I live, one of those people would’ve just pooped on the platform before getting on the train.
That's the guy on the right
For some reason, I thought they were all underwater, releasing bubbles up to the slightly choppy surface. Leaving aside physics and, you know, breathing, I was wondering if they were all not pooping because of the embarrassment of watching it float up to the surface.
Anyway, there's probably a lesson in the about scrolling too fast, or too tired or something.
Have a nap
if yours are all floaters then maybe consider a healthier diet
At least they are in a train and not in a car in middle of a traffic jam.
Or an elevator with your boss's boss
What's wrong with that dude on the right? They could be throwing a poop party right now if it wasn't for him. ☹️
By the looks of his crotch he either has a boner OR has already crapped his pants and is satisfied.
His bowel didn't keep it in
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Hey, get your own bag of poop, this one is mine!