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[–] [email protected] 68 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I'd milk a person, assuming it was consensual.

[–] [email protected] 50 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Yo, breast milk is a valuable commodity. $5 for two people is a fucking steal.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 9 months ago (2 children)

No one said you could keep the milk

[–] [email protected] 21 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

and nobody defined, what "milk" is either. And where it comes from. Be careful, friend. Some offers are just too good to be true.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

I mean, as a bisexual, it’s a win win scenario.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago

It ain't much, but it's honest work

[–] [email protected] 18 points 9 months ago

Nobody guaranteed breasts

[–] [email protected] 35 points 9 months ago (4 children)

The $2 price increase is unjustified. It's the same amount of nipples either way.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

You're out of line but you are right

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Damn they're right both ways too.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Any opinion on the 5$ price?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 9 months ago (1 children)

So the piss knights are only from 5 to 7 pm?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Private golden adventures available. Inquire within.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago

At first I didn't realize you'd get to keep the milk at the end of it and I thought a farmer was charging people for doing his own job lol

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago

Uh oh... Looks like someone chose the $5 option...

https://youtu.be/GKOMavMPpUM?si=hW84O03Xb_PwAF7z

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago

In rural areas you need to specialize in more than one thing. Ranch & sperm bank is't a stretch.

...and with better local genetic diversity you get less Trump voting dipshits.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

I'm going with "people" meaning two happy, Californian, lactating women.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

I did this at the MD state fair. It was fun :)

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Do both people get to milk the cow at the same time? That’s what I’m wondering

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago (1 children)

No. Pay $5 to milk two people.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Or you pay $5 to get 2 ppl. Idk, mb they have too many spares.