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I wish we had a sub for brandnewsentences in Lenny. The title of this post would be a worthy post
Oooooh noooooo I feel in the water I hope some anchovies don't come get me
Absolutely not /c/me_irl
What a delightful article. A very interesting, unplanned, scientific discovery that's reported on in a week written article.
Thanks for sharing!
'Cause you cant stop The motion of the ocean Or the sun in the sky You can wonder if you wanna But i never ask why
And if you try to hold me down I'm gonna spit in your eye and say That you cant stop the beat!
everything, as it turns out, is a force of nature