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[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

I wish we had a sub for brandnewsentences in Lenny. The title of this post would be a worthy post

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

Oooooh noooooo I feel in the water I hope some anchovies don't come get me

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Absolutely not /c/me_irl

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

What a delightful article. A very interesting, unplanned, scientific discovery that's reported on in a week written article.

Thanks for sharing!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

'Cause you cant stop The motion of the ocean Or the sun in the sky You can wonder if you wanna But i never ask why

And if you try to hold me down I'm gonna spit in your eye and say That you cant stop the beat!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

everything, as it turns out, is a force of nature