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“I don’t think people could hold there more than five minutes in this water, especially with clothes on,” he added. It was very good luck this floating sauna was nearby.”

The sauna boat happened to drift by soon after the Tesla ended up in the water, Oslo police said.

Photos show people on the vessel with towels around their waists pulling the passengers out of the water.

“One of the guests came running and told me a car had landed in the water. I accelerated to full speed in the direction of the people,” the sauna boat’s skipper, Nicholay Nordahl, told Norwegian newspaper VG.

“With the help of two guests, we pulled them up. They were able to warm up in the sauna,” he added.

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[–] [email protected] 151 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (13 children)

To anyone wondering. Sauna boats are not common in Norway. It's not "a thing". Please don't add it to the list of Scandinavian stereotypes 🙏

[–] [email protected] 97 points 9 months ago

Too late... It's already ingrained in my mind as "of course they do"

[–] [email protected] 46 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Your friendly neighbour Finland here! We love them sauna boats! They are very much a thing here!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I would move to Finland in a heartbeat if you weren’t all psychotic.

Also is a “friendly” Finn someone who makes eye contact as you pass them?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Psychotic? Are you sure it's not the Swedes you are talking about? An understandle mistake, I know I couldn't make difference between Swedes and Norwegians!

Eye contact? Thst too sounds like swedish shenanigans to me! A friendly Finn is one who moves far enough to the side when you pass, you know, to give space. Space is the second thing we love the most right after sauna boats! You know, the personal kind!

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 9 months ago

Too late I already have. Now I think your whole navy is clothing optional coed sauna boats.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Its true, only about 1 in 5 households own a sauna boat, the rest are govt-owned

[–] [email protected] 23 points 9 months ago

Probably are in Finland, though.

I know they're not actually part of Scandinavia (rather Fenno-Scandinavia), but MAN do they love saunas! They even have a sauna in a Burger King and take sauna tents with them when they go camping!

[–] [email protected] 23 points 9 months ago (1 children)

So you're telling me people don't drive their sauna boats to their job site in the forest where they rake the forest floor?

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Too late, henceforth all Norwegians are stamped as people eating lutefisk while steaming in their sauna boat, in a sea of Tesla's.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Please feed this prompt to an art AI, I want to see

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Lol I was thinking the same while writing.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago

Not gonna lie, the thought of " Well of course they would have sauna boats" did come to mind.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago

That's exactly what they would say just to keep all thoee sweet sauna boats to themselves!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

Then again, anyone going to Oslo in winter should stop by the floating saunas (preferably Oslo Badstueforening)! I don't see much point in travelling around in a sauna boat, but the floating saunas are among my favourite things about Oslo. :)

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

It's getting more and more common though.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

It’s really common here in Sweden. “Bastuflotte” we call them and there are a couple in every lake around where I live.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

Aren't there like a couple dozen of them in Oslofjord?

[–] [email protected] 151 points 9 months ago (1 children)

"It was very good luck this floating sauna was nearby."

Folks, I think we've got ourselves a brand new sentence here.

[–] [email protected] 45 points 9 months ago (1 children)

It sounds like a story from a very young child with very vivid imagination. Sure, Kevin, a floating sauna, that's enough shrooms for you today.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Young child, shrooms? Are you sure you're not the one on shrooms?

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[–] [email protected] 122 points 9 months ago (4 children)

I expected another story about a Tesla self-driving passengers to their doom. Instead, "the driver accidentally hit the gas pedal", so it being a Tesla is really an irrelevant detail. Would the headline have read "Hyundai plunges into Norway fjord..." if it were a different car.

[–] [email protected] 53 points 9 months ago (5 children)

I downvoted because of this. I don’t like Tesla. But I hate this click baiting and lying to tarnish a reputation. Let them do it themselves. They are doing a good enough job.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago

It's also the boy-who-cried-wolf syndrome. When you make shit up all the time, no one is going to care when it actually matters.

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 9 months ago (2 children)

The sauna boat is the factor

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, I'd definitely have posted it no matter the make of car.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Yeah but would the headline have mentioned the make in that case?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

Probably not. A subeditor knows how to get extra clicks.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

3 years ago, during peak Autopilot hype, the media absolutely would have plastered "AUTOPILOT FAIL?????" all over the headlines. With a quiet retraction the next day with the driver admitting to a manual mistake.

I remember there was one big story about a Tesla that wrapped itself around a tree, caught fire, and occupants died. Instant blame on "Autopilot kills" and "EVs dangerous!!!" even though everyone who actually looked at the facts knew that autopilot won't even activate on that street and it wouldn't automatically go that fast.

A few weeks later post-autopsy, turns out it was a drunk dude showing off his car to his drunk friend, treated a residential road as a drag strip, with predictable results.

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[–] [email protected] 80 points 9 months ago (4 children)

Perhaps the Scandinavians are right and saunas are the answer to everything.

[–] [email protected] 47 points 9 months ago (1 children)

At the beginning of the pandemic, Finns celebrated the news that alcohol and high heat killed the virus …

[–] [email protected] 34 points 9 months ago (1 children)

And they’d already mastered the art of social distancing.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

Can confirm. It was pretty much business as usual in Finland while the rest of the world was doing something called “lockdown” and taking special precautions, such as keeping the distance of at least 1 alligator between you and everyone else.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Basking in the sauna at sunset in the bay is now in my bucket list

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

They are plentiful and for rent in Oslo; you can join strangers or book one for your party of guests.

It costs around $18 for a single ticket, or $10 if you’re a member. $250 to rent a floating sauna with room for 12, and options for smaller / larger. All sessions for two hours.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Saunas, universal single payer healthcare and 73 different ways to eat herring. Sincerely, am Scandinavian.

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[–] [email protected] 62 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Oh. I thought, like, the whole company plunged off the side of the pier.

What a shame.

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[–] [email protected] 59 points 9 months ago

Plunging into icy waters and getting rescued by by a sauna boat is some top shelf karma shit

[–] [email protected] 30 points 9 months ago (1 children)

This has to be the most Nordic title I've ever read.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 9 months ago

Well, what about

Volvo plunged into Norway fjord before ‘quietly awkward’ occupants rescued by passing floating sauna

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I have so many questions...

Starting from how would the floating sauna propel itself, and where would I get one?

[–] [email protected] 26 points 9 months ago

Starting from how would the floating sauna propel itself,

Nowadays that's normally done with a motor.

and where would I get one?

https://marinbastun.se/en/

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Sauna boats sound much more innovative than "full self-driving".

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

It's the future. We'll look back and wonder why we thought EVs were a good idea while everyone has at least one sauna boat.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

Tesla's come with a feature called obstacle avoidance or something like that which in theory could have prevented this, although even that isn't a guarantee. It's also a feature that can be enabled/disabled so it's possible it was disabled.

In 2022 they said the feature prevents about 40 incidents a day of people pressing the accelerator down instead of the brake.

Stops you from going into the garage door and other various things.

“Here, I’m showing a particular mode of failure of humans where they accidentally press the accelerator pedal instead of the brake pedal. For example, these people are pressing the accelerator pedal thinking that they’re pressing the brake pedal. But the car realizes that they are doing this and are heading towards a collision and automatically cuts out the acceleration, and presses the brake to prevent the humans from colliding."

Edit: Clarity, but also I think the enable/disable is because it does take control away from the driver, and there could be a theoretical emergency situation where one collision by accelerating away, is better than the other incoming collision? Some people might not want to give up that control? Like if you got a semi about to rear end you at full speed, jumping the curb and hitting a fence is probably the better option.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago (6 children)

There also needs to be an obstacle in the way for the radar to detect. The low railroad track is probably not enough.

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