I remember hearing that the allies had a similar plan. They air dropped a ton of extra large condoms, but labeled them small/medium so the Nazis would think their enemies are packing the meatiest of girthmeisters to ever exist
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You say plan like the concept was hashed out while sober
"Yeah we can't shoot them from this spot, how about we hurt their feelings instead?"
Emotional damage!
You clearly haven't heard of Project Pluto.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_Pluto
I guarantee they were chugging coffee, but I seriously doubt that there was much other mind altering substance usage at those labs.
Girthmeister is a god tier username
the word there is 'morale'.
moral is like telling a story to teach right or wrong.
Yeah, but somehow I think this would only improve morale.
After the porn bombardment didn't work, the axis powers considered a German porn bombardment, which was quickly rejected as even Hitler thought it was too cruel
I need to know the historical context here
You know, this really makes me appreciate how far drawn pornography has advanced in such a relatively short amount of time. folks just could not draw titties a hundred years ago.
These are good tiddies.
She has some owl in her though. No human neck would turn that far.
I regret to inform you that these are not, in fact, doing it for me. They look like balloons fixed onto to a weirdly flat blow up doll, complete with the weird uncanny face they always have. To think this was what was considered military grade at the time... War really is hell.
Just cause you low-key need weiners in there doesn't mean that's not perfectly fine disney-esque goon material
I will die on this hill. Pluck the average twitter furry artist off the street and I'd bet they can crank out better softcore on a receipt than the militaries best and brightest of a century ago.
A receipt, I will concede. But a bar napkin? No chance
Whoever designed that site and chose those colors needs to find a new path in life. Graphic design and front end development are not for them.
This is what all websites used to look like back in the day. Only thing missing is a blinking 'Site in Construction' sign.
It looks just like some of the webpages I made in the 90s.
this isn't too bad, better than a lot of modern sites