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[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago

Nah that's for amateurs what you really need is an elite team who can type very fast and if you're enterprise is really worth it's salt it'll have a few of these guys and that way you can have 2 or if they're really good 3 to a keyboard at a time. With their combined speed they'll have setup a Visual Basic GUI and hacked your cyberattacker's IP in no time. With the attack stopped in a minute at most they'll have surveillance camera tape footage available for enhancement and from that the basement dweller's abode by lunchtime. The constabulary will be knocking down their door so fast they'll never smash their monitor in time to get rid of the evidence.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Don't forget the step where you ram your fingers in between the cables desperately trying to push the tiny plastic clips on as many as possible.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

Pull hard enough those clips don’t matter

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

How do you know those cables don't have the retaining clips removed to make them easier to pull out? If that's the case all you need to do is pull them.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

They tend to pry out of the connectors all the time if no clip is present.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Just pull from the power outlet, easy and fast

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Or even better idea, cut the power to the entire building... you know, in case someone's PC gets hacked as well :D

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

EMP from orbit.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

I'd just skip this box and pull the one cable coming from the demarc.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

We have an EPO (Emergency Power Off) button that shuts the power off for the entire data center.

We also call that button the "I Quit Button"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

More importantly: is that a fridge those servers are in?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Looks like, so for the uninitiated, the problem is that a fridge does not get rid of moisture, so there would be a ton of condensation on the circuits of the servers and you know servers + water = bad

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Keep tossing in those silica gel packs. Then when they're saturated with water, eat them and replace with new packs.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

75 year junior IT professional here, I've .ade a career off this very technique.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago
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